This is the most 2020 headline ever.

I have to refresh the page multiple times to get the comments to show up, and half the time they never do.  I think its my ad-blocker, but IDGAF.  If whoever runs this shit is going to make it harder for me to comment if I won’t let them show me ads, too damn bad.  Their money.

Interestingly, the only part of Jezebel that gets more comments is the political stuff. Apparently no one has the energy to discuss the Kardashians in depth at this point. Who knew?

Brazil president Jair Bolsonaro doesn’t give a fuck that over 5,000 Brazilians have died from covid-19.

I know, she’s suffering. Her dad was just in the hospital. I should be kind. But, lord love a duck, she sounds clueless. Or should I use a more UK term like dreadful or thick?

Why on earth would a Chinese student want to go to the US to study Shakespeare?

I’ve written on these sites several times about my wife, a nurse, and how the best things I’ve been able to do to support her has been to scour the community begging and pleading for whatever PPE people are willing to donate for her and her team to be safe. Do you know which individuals have, by a ridiculous margin,…

Oh I love this so much. Not only because she’s so fantastic, but because it’s so perfect. In my past dating days, I received a lot of dick pics, so I started putting hats and glasses on them. I made a whole collection (I did A LOT of online dating). A friend suggested that I print them out and start framing them. It…

They want prisoners to do it, for even less pay. And they want private companies to build those prisons and fill them.

Let’s pretend for a second that Trump was indeed being sarcastic as he claims (NOTE: He was not and if you believe he was, you are dumb. End of story) who in the hell thinks being sarcastic during a daily press briefing during a pandemic is a good idea?

The link to the VP polling doesn’t work, but what I found most interesting was that Warren led all possible picks among people under 45 AND African-Americans (ouch for Harris and Abrams!)

I don’t remember too much about this movie but I think I saw it when I was like 11 or 12 and even then I was like, this is really dated and weird (also I remember thinking 22 was too young to get married and adult women who call their father “daddy” skeeves me out). It But then the sequel where his wife and daughter…

These are all the right takes.

I was 18 when this movie came out. Even in 1991, it was obvious that this was a movie for middle aged men. The type of men who liked to joke about cleaning their guns in front of their daughters’ boyfriends. It sucked then and it sucks now. That being said, I can confirm that hotdog buns used to come in packs of 12.

Martin Short’s character pronouncing “cake” as “cock” was one of the more priceless moments. 

Aaaaand Trump just cut Brian Kemp off at the knees.

oh. my. GOD.

Well Ainsley, there seem to be plenty of American college students/newly laid off people around that might like the opportunity to raise your kids for you.