Why does this not have more stars!? I love a good FART joke and that is a very good one.

ALos in Wisconsin. Can we carpool?

Boxer shorts are super thin these days. My husband regularly has to go put on his more conservative undies to avoid the visible junk.

This post suggests you are equally ignorant, which I assume you are not. The US has excellent public and private research universities throughout the country, many of which anchor liberal urban bastions in the midst of the ignorance you point to. These universities and their employees are working hard to make sure…

Oh shit. I was going to say my current neighbors who have a keg in their backyard and have all kinds of people over with toddlers and dogs and stand 2 to 6 feet apart shouting at each other and act like they are the best social distancers. Then I read this and remembered the guy who lived across from me in grad school…

Same! Yes to all of this. Hope we have more sunny days than rain until this is over.

Thank you.

Thank you. I have been to that site and it was helpful in making the decision.

Oh no, I'm so sorry. That must be devastating. Hugs.

Thank you so much!

Thank you! She was the very best girl.

Thank you. I know it is the right thing but it's so hard.

Thank you.

I’m gray but regularly comment here and check into Saturday night social when I can. We have made the difficult decision to euthanize our 13 year old dog. We have had her her entire life and she is the sweetest most loving and wonderful friend. Saying goodbye to her would be hard under any circumstances but given the…

I love how he keeps including dictators. He is greeting and welcoming them mask free. 

I am so sorry. 

Thank you and thank you for all you do here on Jezebel.

I live in Milwaukee and I think when this is done, in a just society, those Republican legislators should be charged criminally for the death and destruction they are causing all so a horrifying bigot can keep his position on the broken Wisconsin Supreme Court.

Thanks. I've located one here and plan to talk to them just so I am prepared. I was convinced this dog had given up on life twice before and then she perked up, so we'll see.

That's what my vet said too but she's worried the state may shut them down this week. Wisconsin is going to a stay at home policy - whatever that means.