This vile hunk of rotting cheese then got on that plane and flew to Milwaukee where he ruined my day with his motorcade so he, a very terrible man, could go get money from other terrible people. I realize my extreme inconvenience today is nothing compared to the very real suffering this horrible man causes for so many …

Or, went back for another round and were expecting another baby in a few months!

This is pretty much exactly what happened to my good friend who lost her baby at 36 weeks. Obviously, different, but sounds the same.

This is the best!

My family would have an extra $1400 a month! We would take all the vacations and stimulate the fuck out of the economy. If they also made public universities tuition free and we no longer had to worry about paying for our kids to go to college we’d probably buy a bigger house, or two! For the record, we are…

And, according to my stepmom, who went to middle school with him, his last name was pronounced "day - fo" and he want by like Billy or something. True story. She tells it a lot.

I have just seen my life 10 years in the future. Their tiny preschool penises are cute now but my future is bleak.

THIS!!! People who let their cats roam or feed strays make me so angry. My neighbors used to let their cat out and I was so sick of finding tortured baby animals in my yard, or worse having my small children find them. When they moved I was so happy that cat was gone.

My personal experience here is that that is correct. The CBD I got in Colorado is awesome, the hemp derived stuff I've bought in my own lame ass state not so much at all. The Colorado product has slightly more THC and is either indica or sativa derived. Not all cannabis is created equal.

They are actually conducting double blind legit research on cbd use in dogs and cats at Colorado State. I use the tested version for my dog at my very straight and not at all crunchy vet’s suggestion. It seems to help her arthritis a lot and anything to keep my old doggie comfortable, but whatever.

The Mikwaukee pics make my skin crawl because he was clearly super close to my home and the thought of breathing the same air as this shitbag makes me sick. Glad he let them go unharmed, I wish the rest of us were going to be so lucky when we finally emerge from our capture by the trumps.

This is beautiful and perfect. Thank you!

I always thought that was Depeche Mode. Embarrassed by my ignorance.

No way to compete with the sister-in-law and brother's crazy wedding, might as well do something fun, am I right?

Very tangential but when Lauren Bush married Ralph Lauren's kid I always thought it was funny that she was now (if she took his name) Lauren Lauren, but I guess she should really be Lauren Lifschitz. Interesting.

My son who will be 5 in two weeks slept in this for 8 months. It said approved for sleep and my doctor was unconcerned. I'm legit shocked and freaked out. And I'm a highly educated mom who researched everything. 

Beard or no beard I'll take this Chris over that Kit with a beard any day.

Team CBD kombucha here. 

Team CBD kombucha here. 

I live in Milwaukee and do not watch sports ball (Jezebel link) but this makes me want to run out and get Bucks seasons tickets (which I cannot afford).

It's real. Nick Bostrom is an academic philosopher with a fairly straightforward argument about it. "In Defense of Post-human Dignity" is the title and you can find it online.