Dear Ron Johnson,

Will and Kate are boring but I’ve always been touched by their genuine love and affection for one another. They waited so long to get married because Will didn’t want all the pressure on her when she was s9 young like his mom did. When they got married it felt like a they were already married and that they were…

I’m going to teach skepticism in my epistemology course in 10 mins. Stealing this ... maybe. It’s a large public university in a reddish state. I like my job, so... maybe not. But A plus for senilezombie today.

I hate to be that asshole but she should have been euthanized. Cats are an invasive species and decimating endangered song bird populations. Also, people who let their cats roam outside most definitely should not.

I’m with you. Mom of two small boys here.

Madison is lovely. I said nothing contrary to that. I simply presented my best evidence from my own experience. Please see my last point.

Barack Obama. I don’t think I could go on living.

I offer the city of Milwaukee and a few of its inner suburbs as a defense. We didn’t vote for this dipshit, we tried to recall him, and we suffer from his horrible policies more than anyone, but it’s a nice, affordable, midsize city on a beautiful great lake with a vibrant arts and food scene. Also, I live here and I…

At least both kids aren’t biters?

I loathe Ron Johnson. I despise that he defeated Russ Feingold not once but twice because people are fickle bitches. However, I will be calling his office and encouraging this shit. Because fuck it if the age of Trump hasn’t made Ron Johnson stink slightly less.

Yeah, this has all of Hawaii for Trump too, which seems wrong.

I wish I had more stars! The original office is perfection including the Christmas special conclusion. The music, the kiss, the hand holding.

Martin Freeman in that movie about war correspondents with Tina Fey totally did it for me.

Yes and she was lovely.

Band of palladium. 200 bucks. Over 10 years. Does the trick.

Preach. And congrats on Little Miss Pinwheel.

I totally read that as Rashida Jones.

Probably because Kater Gordan is the very good friend of my good friend, and probably because I love Mad Men, this one makes me extra angry and sad. I’m not surprised, Wiener always seemed terrible.

Also, the dude shot him as he was fleeing in his car.

Woot!