Those dinosaur costumes came trick or treating at my house. They were occupied by obnoxious teenagers who fought each other in my front yard while my three year-old looked on in confusion. And yes, I do hold this against Joe Jonas.

100% agree. I hemoraged with both my births. Childbirth literally kills some women. That’s a risk one must be able to decide to take for herself.

And these fuckers have no hearts and still...

I’m so sorry. I’ve been there. Hugs.

Even adopting all the babies ignores the extreme physical risk and burden that is pregnancy and childbirth.

These are important questions.

And be honest about the fact that you can’t actually hear it! It’s a fucking blinking light. The absolute earliest you can hear a heartbeat is ten weeks.

I “heard” the heartbeat of my much wanted fetus three times with my first pregnancy and then I didn’t. You dpmt actually hear it by the way. That is not possible until at least ten weeks. It’s just a blinky light. That “heartbeat” gave me a false sense of security just like it’s giving these idiots a false sense of…

Replace Ohio with Wisconsin and Kasich with Walker and the sentence is still true.

I’m reading it right now. It’s fascinating.

Fuck this noise.

I just realize I maybe slept with someone named Jared but cannot remember if that was actually his name. Wait, no, Joel. Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Total Jared.

Good list. I only object to Ian because that was my college boyfriends name and he was nice for a college boyfriend.

Ooooh, this is giving me thoughts. I’m going to be 40 just 12 days after my son turns 04. I feel some kind of joint party theme coming on.

Fuck. That deal on concealer is going to cost me.

Also, less voter suppression and actual voter fraud (the kind perpetrated by hacking and such) would help here in WI.

Welcome to WI fine Puerto Ricans! Thanks to climate change the winters aren’t that bad, we swear!

I’m so, so gray despite several years of friendly commenting. What does it take to be ungrayed? Besides a penis that is.

Yes, I agree 100%. Why aren’t we in charge of the world?

CNM lover here! Two vaginal births with a wonderful CNM practice, the first of which would have been a section anywhere else but the midwives listened to me and were patient. I was able to have my second completely naturally and am so thankful to my CNMs. I knew if I had a section it would have been 100% necessary. I…