I’m reading it right now. It’s fascinating.

Fuck this noise.

I just realize I maybe slept with someone named Jared but cannot remember if that was actually his name. Wait, no, Joel. Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Total Jared.

Good list. I only object to Ian because that was my college boyfriends name and he was nice for a college boyfriend.

Ooooh, this is giving me thoughts. I’m going to be 40 just 12 days after my son turns 04. I feel some kind of joint party theme coming on.

Also, less voter suppression and actual voter fraud (the kind perpetrated by hacking and such) would help here in WI.

Welcome to WI fine Puerto Ricans! Thanks to climate change the winters aren’t that bad, we swear!

I’m so, so gray despite several years of friendly commenting. What does it take to be ungrayed? Besides a penis that is.

Yes, I agree 100%. Why aren’t we in charge of the world?

CNM lover here! Two vaginal births with a wonderful CNM practice, the first of which would have been a section anywhere else but the midwives listened to me and were patient. I was able to have my second completely naturally and am so thankful to my CNMs. I knew if I had a section it would have been 100% necessary. I…

Same! May I ask, were you delivering with an OB?

Yup, people don’t realize labor isn’t usually like it is on TV.

Every subsequent c-section carries increased risks. It’s major abdominal surgery and then you add crazy amounts of scar tissue on top of that.

No, it means an act with the primary intention to cause secondary terror. Are we all a little more scared to go out in large public gatherings? Does it disrupt the social order by causing fear? Then it’s terrorism.

Two reasons: racism and sexism! A horrible man is better than a maybe slightly sketchy woman (I’m not saying she was sketchy but the way others perceived her and those stupid emails).

Too much logic!

Actually, the way things went down last time I’m pretty sure Florida would have been sufficient. However, I’ve blocked much of it out so I could be wrong.

Sadly, the Russian hackers will probably find a way to have him win. I live in Wisconsin and still don’t really think he won here.

I say with Murkowski do it. She’s a special case. She’s already proven they can’t primary her out and she’ll go her own way if she thinks it’s best for her constituents. I’m just not a 100% sure she’ll think her constituents want any kind of gin control. You may need to fund some research and voter education too.

Travel well with your Wilburies Tom.