Yup. It got pretty messi at the end there. 

A just tip? There’s no such thing.

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

FUCKING NO ONE CALLS THEM THE POOL BOYS THAT’S NOT A THING

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.

They are playing him based on the Astros scouting reports, guh. Blame the Astros.

Some call them “Barcelona stewards” but they are better known as “Chelsea Handlers.”

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

Some other commenter today made the GREAT point that the Eagles did exactly what other teams didn’t when they had the lead: they didn’t take their foot off the gas. That game was PRIMED for a New England comeback, but Pedersen kept the pressure on, and THAT’S how you win Super Bowls

“This red doesn’t go with an opening drive, get a Syrah”

Via @RobbieTassaro, here’s a side-by-side of the two clips.

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Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.

Is there a Canadian dating app called Hoser?

Great googly moogly.

Affirmed.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.