Weird that someone who lucked into a rotation role on the last team to win a 3-peat would hem and haw about being blessed by fate.

If Darnold has mono, one can only hope that Trevor Siemian is coming through in stereo.

Now is Tacko Fall’s chance to swoop in and make a killing.

Credit to Michigan, they took about as long to beat Army as it took the North Vietnamese.

Weird, cos Ken Zoans is the name of the grad assistant who asked Murphy to tender his resignation.

There’s also the canisters of film that will mysteriously go ablaze, Paramount-style, when Belichick finally retires.

The Blue Jays, The Detroit Free Press... this guy can shut out anyone!

Went up for a block playing JV high school volleyball. My foot landed on the setter’s foot, which then made my ankle land on the hardwood. Severe sprain. An aircast and crutches later, I was out for the rest of the season. I also had to explain to my show choir director why I had to wear the aircast for the next few…

My favorite team from back home is bad and hasn’t made the playoffs since 2012. Of the teams in the city where I currently live, one’s fans are notoriously awful, and they’re owned by one of the worst families in the country; while the other chose to host an anniversary for Disco Demolition Night (a horrible decision…

Are these ranked from best-to-worst or worst-to-best because, honestly, either tracks.

It seems like Fenech went out of his way to be a dick to Verlander on Twitter before this incident, too. Verlander is certainly being petty about this, but Fenech isn’t doing himself favors trying to traipse across a burnt bridge, either.

Signal, but yes.

In defense of Wharton, Drew, it IS a business school.

A city with more Polish people than any place outside of Warsaw and yet everyone’s mouths insist the quarterback’s surname is “TrubiNsky” I swear to God.

I play in a 16" softball league with a pitcher like this, and last game the ground was pretty damp, so the ball got heavy and he got thrown off his game. It was so glorious to finally beat that team.

Where’s the other half of each of those fingers?

I dunno, if his job to beat things up, he seems to have done quite well here.

“GET UP is filmed before a live studio audience”

Those powder blues are so tight.

At least dude can take a punch better than McGregor can.