Upon further review, Darlene Love, The Darkness, and Clarence Carter are sorely missing from this list. Also, Andy Dick is a piece of shit.

This kicks so much ass.

CONGRATULATIONS JI

But Do We Really Need to Talk About Kevin?

CBS just said he ran 127.4 yards. I’m tired just typing that out.

What a double standard. This guy takes a knee, AND a giant shit on the field, and no one cares.

No Barbaro? But seriously, it’s Russ.

No Precourt? What is this anti-Crew sentiment in the Deadspin Awards?

• No quarterback had thrown five interceptions in his first career start since Keith Null in 2009 for the Rams, and I swear to god I have zero memory of Keith Null existing.

This was me after every goal I scored in NHL 03, myself.

YES

Those potato chips are the dang truth.

“Looks great!”

I came here to vote for the Columbus Crew and now I’m even more furious.

+1

that’s a fair cop.

“Didn’t turn out too great for us.”

Dude’s lookin’ like he just wants to catch the last bus to Nob Hill. Ice cold.