At least Scioscia’s won a few playoff games.

No one’s talking about how the person with the most to lose in lottery reform is Shirley Jackson.

I’m pretty sure the entire Marlins organization is wondering where this was awhile back.

This is beautiful, thank you, Dave. RIP Grant.

“Buck Farmer” is some name that Topps made up for Bazooka Joe to make fun of, right?

So THAT’S why it’s mostly white now.

The Bengals let their #2 and #3 receivers walk for nothing in the 2016 offseason. This offseason they did the same with the best members of their offensive line. The only people they draft to replace these losses are running backs who hit women more efficiently than they can pass block. We saw what a non-confident…

Pittsburgh likes to call itself the Paris of Appalachia, which is somehow an insult to both Paris and Appalachia.

Yeah, his skill-set is “Poor man’s Steven Gerrard circa 2013" and his current role is asking him to be “Wealthy heir’s Steven Gerrard circa 2005".

I cannot see that header image and believe that the person in question isn’t in a third-wave ska band.

“Amateur.”

Jeff Blake.

Even when he isn’t the MVP I dunno if there’s a question as to who is the best. He’s basically LeBron.

I’ve never noticed that he sorta looks like Stop Making Sense-era David Byrne until now.

There’s a loophole for chairs.

RIP Prince Be.

As a native Ohioan, it’s “Toledo”. Sorry to nitpick.

To answer the question: Planking, from the look of it.

My dude, I’ve been a Bengals fan all my life and every single word of this is more accurate than I could hope to put forward myself. Our best hope is beating the Steelers once.

Richardson is gone and his statue has been melted down to scrap metal