Mohammed Sanu can throw a better deep ball than Andy Dalton.

“The fuck you need me ‘ere for?!?” – Mark E. Smith

Skitches get stitches.

It’s a shame that people slept on this one.

The postgame reporter going in for the head-touch at the end of the interview is worth the wait, here, too.

I... cannot argue with this one.

Milwaukee Braves.

When he returns, Smith will have to Ensure that he’ll be a Boost to the Jets’ offense.

UEFA changed the rule last year to allow Europa League to still Mean Something to Spanish teams that aren’t Atletico/Barça/Real.

I saw the title of this piece and immediately wondered how someone got Daulerio to write for Deadspin again.

Well, at least we got this fantastic Folk Implosion track out of the equation:

Belle & Sebastian have been great for ages, but another one from the vaults is arguably their best > 5 minute tune, the soaring “Lazy Line Painter Jane”

No Deadspin Video?!?

Not a fan of either team, just legitimately wondering, is the collision between baserunner and shortstop at :17 not enough to generate an interference call? It wasn’t a full-on getting in the way, for sure, just a clip of the arm.

“I mean, they never hit ME.”

A full list of Hawk Harrelson’s reactions to Escobar’s play yesterday:

Bedwell survived on rainwater.