I'm so late to this game, never mind.

Astronomers are still attempting to trace the path of asteroid 1994 R Baggio.

Group B seems like the only legit competition to Group G's claim (at least in the States) of "Group Of Death". Assuming Australia don't perform another 2006 almost-miracle, is Chile going to be the other team getting unduly bounced before the knockout round? I know the Dutch were awful in Euro 2012, but personally I…

I figured that the lady's parting words would have been "Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye."

I bet I can guess the song that was playing on the jukebox when it happened.

This song kicks ass.

Ron Mexico would've been on this list if the NFL Store hadn't been so Draconian.

Not if that runner started on first.

How I Carried A Flame For Your "Aunt" For 25 Fucking Years

#lukewarmtakes

I need to know how many of you monsters use meat in your seven-layer dip.

How in the world is Joe Philbin still employed?

Apparently it's just dust and water, not poop. Still sucks though.

Was there any question about that one?

Dude played Riley Cooper? Screw the drama, he deserved to lose.

Don't mention "wicked English" to anyone in Spain unless you want to hear a two-hour diatribe about Gibraltar.

So, while Climbing Ev'ry Mountain is a salient idea, I learned from Oregon Trail that fording every stream is a really stupid strategy.

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