"We are!"

Dr. Gee, I presume?

"That's rather impressive."

This is actually how I feel about Mondays in general.

Idiot. +1

Can'talan

I refuse to let this go without acknowledgement.

It all went downhill for Greece as soon as Olivia Newton John started wearing leather jackets and smoking cigarettes.

I wonder if anyone told the Swedish Chef that he should stick to borks?

A more disturbing development is that McCarver seems to have misplaced his eyes.

These are actually artists' interpretations of Hootie Johnson's alleles.

It's not like there's much going on in Fort Myers.

ALLIUM CEPA!

Hell, I like you.

You'd still be able to swing a brat in Chicago if the person in question is diminutive and went to New Trier.

That's just fantastic.

Marvelous.

This is marvelous.

In re: Joe Flacco — if the refs used college ball as a point of reference, they'd have awarded the touchdown, just as they did in the '54 Cotton Bowl.

I guess you could say the Grammy voters really fucked it up this time, didn't they my d-