Erin has realized that if she strips the bed of all pillows and comforters then good things happen.

@WrighteousMetsFan: depends on what country you're in, i think.

Barry Bonds couldn't touch Charlie Weis' bro-strap.

I can totally see Deion giving acting lessons to Pacman before the shoot. Next week we're tackling Sanford Meisner.

@Tomato and Basil McRae: sp. eat/beat

Bobby Fischer doesn't see what the big deal is.

@ArkansasFred: Who?

@Weed Against Speed: Wasn't there a Nolte movie about that, or something?

But this story still needs more Bill Raftery.

OH THANK YOU JEEBUS.

@EddieRebel: i'll see that and raise you a phil spector's hair.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: aren't there meds that can help with that?

I want to see Debbie wail on Roger with that bat. You know she's totally thinking of doing that.

@futuremrsrickankiel: Better than Leno.

@Signal to Noise: For some reason, I think Emmylou's silver locks are fetching. Also the fact that she probably got smashed with Gram Parsons on more than one occasion.

@UpstateUnderdog: You mean the Tonys.

@Threat Level: Midnight: Herron later shot the burglar in the crotch with a BB gun, but MSJ didn't think that was newsworthy.

Awesome. Dude can play better defense than all of Northwestern's secondary. Can he coach and play at the same time?

so wait, is this duan?

i think the odds are better for charles' weight go +175 vs. -375 in the next couple years.