You don't fool me Vancouver, you are not the Whale.

@Wee_Evans: but she's advertising her BVA for all of the interwebs, that's just not couth.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Get thee to a coffeeshop, stat.

Well, Oden needed SOMEthing to do...

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Can we blow it up during said rally, please?

Actually Vegas is building this stadium as a pirate-ship-themed hotel-casino. And the Rays will play there, too, when Siegfried & Roy aren't in town.

john kerry looks like shit these days.

@TheWrathofQBEagles: i don't understand the "guilty" part of that.

@UkraineNotWeak: Hey, you still have Greg Robinson!

@UkraineNotWeak: Peter Boyle can still do him one better.

@Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor: Tiger Woods doesn't want to be left out.

I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOOOOOOVES!

Duke is the Brown of the South.

@greglooseanus: Kige > Drew > Leo I > Emmitt

@greglooseanus: Rudy Tomjanovich agrees.

I can't think about criticizing anyone's viewpoint when someone a year younger than I just died. So sad.

So i check the score of the game online at the start of my 12th hour of work today and i wonder:

@Camp Tiger Claw: Jimmy The Greek agrees.

fuck it, I'm kicking deep.

@snitchesget——-: But if Jim Thorpe is #6, I can only imagine that Jesus is #1-5.