anything to take the sting away from earlier this year.

Man, this sucks. I was raised on Marty and Joe. RIP Joe.

@Gourmet Spud: i'm here for you.

kid, kid, creep, kid, dude, kid.

@ClownForPound: wow.

@44 in a Row: i still have that system. it fucking rules.

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Congrats!

Sorry we ratted out those dissidents.

Blackhawks-

Northwestern's not giving the Sweet Sioux back, sorry Will.

cat sandwiches? where's alf?

They just need to show more streakers during top plays.

Agent Zero!

@UkraineNotWeak: He actually outsources his own writing to Namibia now.

that's a lot of tramp stamps.

Like Crash Davis, Huff believes in the cock.

Prediction: If Illinois wins today they will lose to Northwestern next week. You read it here first.

Also, God bless 'em, but is Northwestern seriously bowl-eligible? Man, the Big Ten is a mindfuck this year.

North Texas is currently playing basketball with Navy on the field in Denton. I'm sure Notre Dame's really happy to see this.

Owen Hargreaves Team Canada Kit.