at the hospital, dr. manning rubbed some dirt on it.

Hey, it beats a slalom flag shot to the groin.

Iron Sheik think that music tech is a no good piece of shit motherfucker.

Marcus Vick refuses to play with slappers only.

Wait, which one? '98 or '06?

Was KG holding the bridge up by himself?

@MrRedDevil: i wanted them to use tank johnson in a fridge-esque role this year, but i don't think it's meant to be. too bad, so sad.

i was half-expecting this preview just to read:

@Rob Iracane: you should probably get that checked.

Eddie Gaedel is not impressed.

@Jefferson DArcy: I'm pulling for Ned.

Does the winner of a +1 title game get a Pink Taco-shaped trophy?

Free the WM3 indeed!

Time to hit up the Filipino knock-offs on Ebay.

Ugie Urbina's ranch will be up on the Ebays soon in a fire sale.

@GorgeForeman: Better than Three Mile.

@BigTenObsession: maybe he's playing Jared Lorenzo.

@BigTenObsession: I'm going to be Swiss on this issue.

So if you get a dog collar signed by Ookie does that immediately get taxed, too?

@Juancho: They better keep him on a short leash, otherwise he'll be in the doghouse before we know it.