Also, there shouldn't be another post about my Bengals unless it involves Kelley Washington and The Squirrel dance.

Chris, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Dweeze - for a split second i read that as "big black", and thought fondly of steve albini. then i saw sir mix-a-lot and my day was complete.

Can we say that Boise State donkey-punched the BCS once and for all?

What a schmuck.

Also, why kill time daydreaming about Scarlett Johansson when you can just watch the new Bob Dylan video on youtube? (song - When the Deal Goes Down)

I will gladly kill some productivity in the office to offer condolences to you, Jen.

Apparently Chicago tried to get ZiZu. I couldn't wait to see him butt heads with Ditka.

Chowday: how does "Jim Sorgi, Super Bowl kick-holder" sound as a substitute?

Shh, everybody be quiet, Peyton's praying!

Sebben - but he's not Scottish!

Too bad it's not friday, otherwise you should get the duck fat fries at hot doug's. did anyone else have the stones to try the foie gras-topped dog at doug's when he was being civilly disobedient? swank frank and underdogg are the only dog places near me, and really it just makes me want chicken shack or la pasadita.…

7586. mountains sit in a line

555. pretty little thing

pi. microphone bukkake

He should look on the bright side. With the way the government's been down there, he should be president in (checks watch) about four months. Dude can afford to get that removed then.

AFF - I thought it was just Syracuse's mascot getting on the wrong plane, and ending up in Knoxville.

Aston Villa got John Carew in a swap for Milan Baros! Lyon are getting played like a violin here.

I think Fulham have the best stadium in the Prem, but Reading (halfway between London and Oxford) are playing some fantastic football after storming through the Championship last season.

Can we just build a new stadium in Sealand and be done with these trumped up charges?