Clare, are those the pants that grow two sizes whenever Andy gets riled up?

Funk you all and your "Eastern Time". I still have another damn hour. Grr. If time moves any slower I'm gonna set someone on fire.

PQCrash, the question is, which hooker did coke off Berman's dome?

Seymour.

Farney.

HoC - Police reunion? Oh lord, you cannot be serious. That's worse than Celine Dion covering "You Shook Me All Night Long". I only discovered the latter during a fit of late-night channel surfing, and I spent the next hour weeping on the floor of the shower.

My prediction: If Fox showed a replay of the Fiesta Bowl the same time as this game, they'd get better ratings.

+1 micah

I heard that Marvin Lewis does great things for team discipline.

...and the Mormons went "Wii Wii Wii" all the way home.

Bree Walker looks like the trannys that used to hit on me while I was walking home from the Metro back when I lived in Lakeview.

Mike's had a really rough night, and he hates the fuckin' Eagles.

Meh. Wake me when he's space-docking with Aguilera.

Isn't Forrest Gump Jr. old enough to be recruited now?

The Orange Bowl was more interesting than this.

Denny, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Also, Kenny Loggins is my hero. I could watch these highlights for years.

My question after last night's game is how did Oklahoma's flute section end up being hotter than their cheerleaders?

my birthday is 31 december. i'm wearing a swanky suit and bringing a flask of booker's bourbon to a hipster-wankfest-dance-party in chicago's ukrainian village. my goal is to do something regrettable in the photo booth. those odds are 4-1.

When did Jim Brown get his face tattooed?