Because the Religious define pregnancy as the time when the sperm fuses with the egg.

A Kentwood man was taken to Sparrow hospital with serious injuries after the pickup he was driving veered into a median

Putting aside how strange and ridiculous your comment is, January Jones?! That's the first red carpet actress to pop into your head? Who thinks of January Jones?

But what's wrong with what a prostitute does?

Technically, every animal that shares an environment with another animal 'damages the evolutionary path'. After all, they're either competing for resources or eating each other, for the most part.

Also 'royal crier' is NOT a thing.

If someone says they're a town crier in London, they be lying. A tip for future reference. Especially if CNN told you but BBC didn't, they will know.

I'm an American and I think it's exciting. Make fun of me all you want. I like babies. I like the royal love story. I'm a romantic.
Give me my pints of ice cream and Lifetime movies.

False alarm everyone. It was a lookalike staged by The Sun. How do I know you ask? I follow some royal reporters on Twitter. Shut up. What of it.

Guy Here, I Shave for two reasons, both very sexist and selfish I guess.

I'm tired of this argument.

Oh god, can we just not? Please? Because this only ever ends one way. The people with kids will turn into instant sanctimommies, all like "If you aren't a parent you will never understannnnddddddd!!!!!" and the people without kids will be all like "Why can't I apply for maternity leave when I get a new kitten, cats…

I had to take my friend to the ER once for what turned out to be a really bad stomach flu, but she told the doctor that she had accidentally left a tampon in overnight, and wondered if she got TSS.

Hadn't even heard the term 'NG' before today.

I'm a thin woman... not Paris thin— I can still stand up and function without an IV drip— but definitely thin by everyday standards. I am also really quite privileged in our society thanks to my thinness and I totally recognize this... in part thanks to sites like this! I do not find comments like this insulting or…

Man, I would not want to be a thin woman who reads about how I'm not a real human on a constant basis. Must suck.

I haaaate math. Hate it. Nothing to do with being female - my brain just doesn't work that way.

I'm surprised they had the stomach for it after sitting through Two Goals, One Cup

There's even a chance of it happening with a vasectomy too.

We've been meaning to speak with you about your slacking.

Signed,
The Patriarchy