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My father eventually called the station and I could hear them speaking to him on the phone. I pleaded with them to let me speak with him but they wouldn’t allow me to. They were asking him to pay $20,000 to release me otherwise I’d have to stay in jail until my court case. I did not understand this was bail or how

Idk, even the devil has standards. This is just ruthless.

That’s such a staggering amount of money if those families will have to pay, many will be destroyed financially. It’s unbelievably cruel on every conceivable level... Whoever made this decision is fucking satan.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

The Gay Burn Book...

Sewer people. :)

Dear fancy sewer people: I am 5'8 and weigh just shy of 200 pounds. I am not a size 10. I am not a size 24. I am not a size; I am sizes. My hips and legs are about a size 14. My thighs are thick-ish, my butt is round, my hips are narrow-ish. I an short waisted so my legs are crazy long. (My feet are weird. We don’t

Thank fucking god my husband doesn’t care, I would have a hard time not laughing while defending my flourishing pubes as a feminist statement.

This. It takes real skill to tailor clothing to female curves.

Sadly there’s probably a lot of truth to that. Although they’re not coming out and saying it directly, I would bet large chunks of money that they feel that as a tall, buxom, black woman, she’s not going to be the next Lupita Nyong’o, and won’t be that bankable, so why bother investing time and money in dressing her?

You took the words right out of my mouth. “We can’t design for her, she has hips and a butt and boobs! We’re not trained for that!” I swear, fashion designers these days are trying to convince us that shapeless sacks and strapless dresses are en vogue because they aren’t talented or skilled enough to sew or design

Don’t let Bjork and Lady Gaga hear you.

She’s not only a giant, she has the nerve to be a Black giant. A Black giant who isn’t even a model and isn’t even light-skinned. Just who does she think she is, expecting to wear dressy clothing and have a few designers respond favorably to the idea of dressing her!

Aren’t...aren’t they making her argument for her?

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.

“Cheated out of his turn.” Oh hell no.

I also like the “it’s gotten very quiet in here” line. Calling out the cowardice of Hollywood.

The number of people who have no fucks to give for Allen’s behaviour really amplifies the horror of his behaviour.