“a handful of German, British, and Scottish re-enactors”

Were there no Canadian, American, or Californian people in this group?

Scottish is (controversially to some, sure) a subset of British. It reads like the author and editor are unaware of that.

“the record they set is an incredible 225 skips per second.”

It was a running joke about Andy Murray too, who finally became 100% British when he won Wimbledon (see https://twitter.com/theamo). And FYI it’s Scot, not Scott.

The difference is that those systems are giving you private recommendations, whereas this is altering how you are presented to the world.

“this is already the third pubic chastisement we’ve seen this year.”

So common since Hingle McCringleberry joined the league.