I...don't know what to think about all of this.

...Tony Hawk: Ride had a sequel?

Why didn't I get my paycheck this past Friday, as opposed to next?

@Zerokoolpsx: Oh good Lord, that's not true! It should be true, as it is just a game and we should be able to accept that.

Eh...I'd still go with crazy on this one. Crazy and receiving free stuff for it....but still crazy.

"Morazinni: Justice Scalia, I am convinced that the video game industry will know what to do. They rate their video games every day on the basis of violence. They rate them for the intensity of the violence."

Bravo absentecho! A star well earned, right there!

@DY357LX: Actually, the game imports the last Hero you played as on Fable 2. It doesn't matter if you finished the game with that Hero or not, it will read the last game saved and decide the gender of your parent from that.

@Raso719: Oh yes, sex was truly the only selling point of Fable 3. Yes, that was it. The sole reason for buying Fable 3 is so that you can have sex; I mean, that black screen with those horribly awkward British phrases? Who WOULDN'T want that?!

@Jezuz: THANK YOU! It's nice to see some positivity about the series rather than the whining that usually happens.

What the hell is the man on the left wearing in the top picture? Good Lord, man, put some pants on!

Damn. I knew the odds were against me but still.... :(

Goddamit Level 5, make Dark Cloud 3!

@DocHobo: If only everyone did that, then that happy little drill-man and his puppy could have continued celebrating that no one died, and this circular argument about offense would never have happened.

@DocHobo: The very thought of that is offensive to me. Though, were I to back down from my own declaration, that would also be offensive. Quite a conundrum.

@DocHobo: The fact that I have offended you offends me. Does this mean I have to declare fisticuffs against myself?

@DocHobo: Ah, I had not realized he had acted in such an offensive way. You were right to challenge him.

@DocHobo: Dear Lord, I daresay this could turn out to be a proper flogging! However, that picture is highly offensive, sir! I demand you remove it and apologize for such behavior!

@DocHobo: Your offense at my use of ellipses offends ME, sir, and I demand satisfaction.

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