@The Cap'n: Since we're talking about Tales games, wasn't Kratos from "Tales of Symphonia" somewhere around 2800 years old? I don't think it gets much more elderly than that.

Hooray! I fucking hated that jet ski.....

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: You know, I wouldn't be surprised if that was half of the reason for locking them up in the first place: a misguided attempt to keep teenagers from having sex. I guess it never occurred to them that they'd do it anyway, only without protection.

So....what do you do in the game? Feed small anime girls phallic food in order to....breed?

........okay, I'll admit to it. Is anyone else disappointed that this wasn't LEGO Prince of Persia?

@Jonn: Ubisoft seems to be talking specifically about two systems here (as am I): DS and PC.

Should we really be nitpicking the man's wardrobe, America? I mean....shit's kind of happening in the country right now. Important shit. Shouldn't we worry about how he's handling THAT instead of whether his jeans are frumpy?

@spiderweb1986: True, true. But that's not what they seem to be talking about here. Just going off the previous "Ubisoft bitches about piracy" article, they seem to be talking about PC and DS, specifically.

@gold163 (° д° ): Actually, that was a fantastic solution to piracy. Now, instead of buying (or pirating) Ubisoft games, I IGNORE them.

Ubisoft should concern themselves with creating high quality products, and teaching their employees how to not treat their customers like shit. THEN, maybe, they can start crying about piracy (when there's more to pirate than just IMAGINE: SOME SORT OF CRAP NO ONE NEEDZ)

@fetishizedarmadillo: I absolutely would have. And it's simple to me; the only way it's not simple is if people drag race into it. I read this article, saw that two parents had essentially abandoned their eight year old after she was raped, and decided that their actions were horrible, backward and inexcusable. What…

@somedisaster: What I think is horrible is that a family is shunning their little girl because she was gang raped.

@somedisaster: I'd use those words in a heartbeat. If shaming your EIGHT YEAR OLD DAUGHTER and disowning her after she is GANG RAPED and having no qualms about doing so isn't backward and uncivilized, I don't know what is.

@somedisaster: And those American parents are just as ignorant and dumb as these parents. Just because they are of a different race doesn't mean pointing out their stupidity is racist.

@Nadra: Please don't be so quick to play the racism card here. It's ridiculous that the second anyone says something critical of someone who happens to be a different race, suddenly they are racist.

Fahey, if you leave without something "Futurama" related, then you will have failed at Comic-Con.

Wow....this strikes me as really, really sad. Nothing perpetuates the creepy, greasy, fat guy gamer stereotype like a contest that offers women as prizes.

Aw.....I want stuff :(

@Shawnrw222: Uncharted II?

Is anyone else a little disappointed this game lacks local co-op? I mean, multiplayer looks beautiful, not taking anything away from that; but this game seems like one of those that would be perfect for a two-player, offline co-op throughout the whole of the game.