IH Sightliner, with the rare sleeper option

Volvo C30. Quirkily distinctive styling, reliable and efficient enough, and kinda sorta traces its heritage as a 2-door Volvo back to the P1800, the Ghia’s kissing cousin! $20k for one with 20k miles.

Very serious, and don't call me surely. 

Why not commute above the daily traffic jam?

My mind went in a totally different direction with this pack. Something about brass poles...

With Boring Company Flame Throwers!!!

I can’t recall ever puking into my helmet while riding a motorcycle, and you’ve got full view of the ground there. I’d personally love it, it would be like flying a helicopter super close to the ground. I’d have the AirWolf theme playing on a loop.

Looks like Bruce Willis is a test driver on the moon.

Exclusive photo of the Tesla MarsCopter and armored vehicles.

Or there is its grandpa, the Landmaster—an armored personnel carrier from the future, from 1977's Damnation Alley:

I just like to see millisecond finishes, that to me is exciting. And sometimes there is danger off the track as well. Fangio's Cuban kidnappers are one.

The simple reason racing isn’t as popular as it once was is that there isn’t an industry with unlimited funds but very limited advertising outlets pouring billions into sponsoring and promoting motorsports. And barring some other industry finding itself in that same predicament, we won’t see motorsports be anything…

I love babies.  I just can’t eat a whole one.

I'm holding off buying my DBX until they have a smoking package. I need a black silk smoking jacket, a leather cigarette holder, leather covered hookah and leather covered prints of Playboy interviews.

I transport my leather baby in a skin covered car seat. It’s a long story.

Whatever designer decided to make a baby seat out of leather has only read of these beings in a book... 

why? that’s a terrible substitution. 

While I’m on Jason’s side here, the proper answer probably still Kia Stinger, with an alternate of a well sorted Volvo 240.