couple thoughts...

Alabama Student Made False Bomb Threat In Order To Stop LSU-Florida Game So His Friend Wouldn’t Lose Bet.

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.

I know it’s supposed to be interesting, I know it’s qualitatively good, I know there are people who love it, but when I look at it, I do not enjoy it. The Jimmy Butler Experience truly could be the greatest Banksy of them all.

It would have been easier to spike Ed Orgeron’s jambalaya with a horse laxative.

Do you still receive an automatic 4.0 for the semester if your roommate gets arrested for a felony?

You’re missing two rails of either Adderall, Xanax, or cocaine depending on who their parents are and what fraternity they rushed.

I guarantee that they had a brief conversation where they deemed it would be too obvious to call from his own phone... then they proceeded to call from his friend’s Adderall dust covered iPhone 8.

Apparently, the friend realized he was going to have to explain to his parents a $5,000 charge by DraftKings on the card they gave him “For Emergencies”.

Seems like that, right?  Hilarious.  I guess the perp has never watched The Wire.  Or Breaking Bad.  Or most cop shows, or heist movies, or had caller ID, or received a call on their cel phone, or really existed in the modern world at all, really. 

Conner’s Considerate Con Can’t Conclude Contest

Connor Bruce Croll: Alright listen Brayden, here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re gonna put a big bet on Florida. Then we’ll drink 12 Busch Lites each and split a can of dip. Then I’ll call in a bomb threat from my unencrypted, traceable iPhone. It’s the perfect crime...  

Yeah, but he gave a fake name. 

Croll Tried!

Crimson Cried: Connor Croll’s Call Criminal, Cops Claim

There is a lot going on in that headline. How is this not filed to Life’s Rich Pageant?

Unbeknownst to him, the real money was riding on “Bet you can’t get Connor arrested before midterms”.

Let me guess, he called in the bomb threat from his cell phone...

Bros before d’ohs!

Well, that was nice of him