They sooooo funny to drive fast huh.It’s like driving two vehicles connected by spaghetti :D.
I’ve had more fun in my B2600 than most other car’s ive owned

JET FUEL CANT THROW BEER!!!

six of the kids in the picture stayed with me and worked every single day to get better and continue to work to this day.

Kobe reconsidered after the dance teacher suggested she meet him in Temecula.

He meant “aides.” A cure for aides like John Bolton.

“11 stressed-out journalists named Ben.”

*Glances at username*
*Glances at first two words of comment*
*Glances back at username*

Yep, checks out.

This comment is highly underated. It has a mPER of .5, a nWAR of 17.8, a GAA of .2, and BOOPBEEP of 542.8 (!!!!!). At only 9 likes that is criminal

“resplendent candyfloss Kangol of hair” was masterful

Why is the president talking about AIDS? STICK TO SPORTS!

“Youppi-shaped torso” FTW 

Same but:

JFC man, this title. I can’t stop laughing.

No, the problem is I have a job and I don’t particularly enjoy trying to keep vomit down the entire day.  Plus, I get 2-day hangovers now, so that means not only am I sweating and shaking on Monday, but I feel like a truck hit me on Tuesday.  BAD

The problem isn't Sunday weddings, the problem is you having kids!

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

he was right to genuflect after smashing that because I think it hit God

Taking a long swig from a Faygo grape soda, Arenado added, “Truly distances and magnets are some of the greatest wonders of mankind."