Colleges in California are already prohibited from competing for NCAA championships, because they are in the weak ass Pac-12 Conference.

Gareon, my Raidered son
You’ll be kneed when you are down
Lay your weary head to rest
You’re going on I.R.

It’s a camouflage mechanism. When they are grouped together you can’t tell how many there are. It really confuses predators.

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

Wow, we both made a Kent State massacre joke at the exact same time!

I decided this dude was a dick last week when you posted that video of him being an asshole to the towel guy. Like, that’s the kind of shit that I really judge people for. Why be a dick to somebody who is just doing their job? And well, I might add (he needed a towel!). He was just offering him a towel. So nah, fuck…

+4 dead in Ohio

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

JEERS to Kent State for once again showing that, lip service to women’s athletics aside, football comes first

You know how they name diseases after famous people that had them? (ALS is “Lou Gehrig’s disease.” I’m pretty sure AIDS is named after Tom AIDS, the guy who had sex with that monkey.)

In this case the Guice WAS loose.... stool

I appreciate the rules you share on how to take responsibility for people who can’t act responsibly. 

I mean compared to committing genocide based on the color of your skin it’s a step in the right direction...

I ain’t fighting no robot. 

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

I hope this is a season-long bit where he goes from novelty chair/bed to the next. Iron Lung; 70's swinger waterbed; Stephen Hawking wheelchair; Shaq Superman circular bed, Pope throne, lethal injection gurney; etc.

honestly i find this inspiring that a person with epilepsy can still be a top tier college athlete. hope he's okay of course but a seizure can happen anywhere for him so its not really a football issue and im glad these big programs also recognize that.

As a recent job-hunter, you forgot to mention, “Oh, and we’ll ask for your resume, but then force you to fill out your employment/education history online, anyway.”