If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

Andrew Luck, the Alfa Romeo of Quarterbacks.

It’s probably a tossup which gets more swipes between “certified fork lift driver’s body” and “swimmer’s body” on Tinder.

Excellent. However, if you worked at the same warehouse where I worked you’d know none of these things are necessarily true.

“Unions are for Pussies”

I love when dipshits talk tough in service of cutting their own dicks off. Bravo, you futon stains.

Everybody knows certified fork lift drivers can get it up, are responsible with their load, and don’t pull out prematurely.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Agree 100% about his performance being worthy. While I generally lean toward not taking off-field stuff into account for HOF voting, I can’t deny I take particular pleasure over Schill’s inability to get in.

Let he who has not shirked a multi-million dollar career to mudwrestle on a YouTube reality show cast the first stone.

Domestic violence, infidelity, using injury to get out of your job/duty these qualify him to for some kind of cabinet position. I’m expecting a new Sports Force department head to be named within the week.

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Of course he was fired, you are supposed to fake injuries ON the field.

+3 sisterwife

Maybe the refs stepped in cat shit, and he was just telling them they had a “poo toe”?

a resignation “would’ve netted the former manager a payout in the low six-figures.” well, you gotta at least admire his commitment to homophobia.

+1 wife

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Petke tried to defend himself. “You got it all wrong! I was just inviting them to get ice cream at this great new place called Mary’s Cones!”

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.