It was a joke. 

That has “van lyfe trust fund” written all over it.

My mouse wheel is on fire trying to get to dat CP vote

More of the same as before..

I think Alabama can pass the torch to Ohio now. 

When I get toilet paper

Someone in the office: *cough* *cough* *COUGH*

front wheel drive unfortunately.. but anything is possible

Leave some toilet paper for those that just want to wipe their ass on the daily like they always have.

I love me some wagons...but

My dream swap:

NP

I didn’t know it was unique so I am glad the seller reminded me it was UNIQUE. 

I wanna see some ballsy 2 wide high passing going on in the last turn.

Tell Randy to take the bus.