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Well, that dealer will probably have that one back soon. It's been high-speed tested!

LOL!! Now, THAT'S full-size!!

And it was NOT "full-size!!"

I think Chewie was the copilot

Just because you don't have cash doesn't mean someone won't try to rob (and possibly kill) you.

huh?

But, is Todd "seven feet tall?"

I really doubt they're very scared. They are probably laughing at the latest guy that has to bring the ridiculously large, noisy gun!!

Like it or not, English is the world language.....

You're right I've never "made" an accident, and you correctly implied that I have stalled my car occasionally, but I have NEVER put my car on railroad tracks when waiting in line, and I have NEVER followed that by driving IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING TRAIN!!

Now you have made ultra feel better.....

I never have ended up on tracks, 'cause I always make sure there's room for me on the other side before I go.

Don't you know you NEVER blame the victim?!??! It's ALWAYS someone else's or something else's fault!!

It's not a BMW.....

I was shopping with a girlfriend for a new Honda in the 90s, and a salesman told us that the Civic "had no spark plugs."

Speak for yourself, skank!

Why don't you get it fixed?

That's very "open-minded" of you, modern liberal!!

you would be wrong

Most people think their car is in good shape as long as it moves and doesn't catch fire when they drive it.