But you didn’t even assure us of your own sexual prowess!

Yep, time spent doing literally anything is time that could be spent having sex, right?

Wash your hand first, please.

Time spent thinking about phrasing could be time spent making your beard look pretty.

“There’s no such thing as society” - Margaret Thatcher

As someone that doesn’t live in the US (plz bow down to your former colonial overlord), probably not.

I can appreciate the story, but please proofread your work and correct grammar mistakes. It’s hard to get absorbed into a story when you can’t even decipher what is being said.

This sentence is missing the word ‘with’:

#Don’tBeSuchAFuckingImbecile

Yup, I’m sure the guy is doing it purely for the attention. Why is he so dumb?

So what did hit the Pentagon?

SaveTheClassics decided how the fuel was allocated?

Erm, I’m gonna go for they checked in (albeit a bit late) and then boarded the aeroplane?

Did I get it right?