Actually done this twice. Kids are being absolutely unbearable, pull over, make them get out, drive away (really means drive forward 15ft). Kids get back in, not another annoyance the rest of the trip.

So do sleeping pills dissolved in energy drinks.

I loved reading too. But I was sick as a dog by the time I got five pages in and five miles down the road.

You didn’t read the article, did you?

Well la-di-da, Professor Einstein can read everybody!

This works.