Ignore fnord this post. I fnord got Kinja’d fnord.

Just finished this recently so...yeah. Those archaeologists better be careful.

A literal cover-up for that episode of Sleepy Hollow that involved the colony (too bad it wasn’t a particularly good episode).

Oh my glob. That was kind of awesome. I wish that single short clip was the entirety of season 2.

Kate Beaton 4EVA.

All of this reminds me that I’m due for my semi-annual reread of Foucault’s Pendulum.

I had to pause the dvr for a good long while and then rewind because that got me laughing so hard. The fan mashups of that scene with the Mean Girls line, “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping/murdering.” are great (a multitude sprang up independently - apparently twisted, funny Fannibal minds think alike), but just as…

I want Cisco to take one look at li’l Bruce Wayne in his pressed khakis and heavy cardigans and say, “Dude, don’t you own any t-shirts? Or just like regular clothes?”

No, we have to go back! We have to go back to the island (that was one of the best shows on television)!

Side effects may also include fuzzy memories, acquiring winged helmets, and meeting villanous versions of your friends.

That Spider-Man is a menace! A menace, I tell you!

Okay, but honestly all I’m coveting is Lego Thranduil in all his dickish fabulousness.

So Lyndie Greenwood would be the leader of the three, the commanding and quick-thinking, decisive one. Knows when to use a scalpel and when to use a boatload of explosives to get the job done. She’s The Doctor (but much more responsible), Batman, and Sherlock Holmes. Forensics expert. Makes terrible jokes.

If Sleepy Hollow isn’t going to give Lyndie Greenwood more screentime I want her in this.

Why couldn’t they just have had a nice, polyamorous marriage?

My first thought: “We’ve already got one!”

And Traffic.

How very Venture Bros. that would be. Make it so.

So, is there any major drawback to NOT having a cervix, if a woman’s had a complete hysterectomy? If its functions are entirely to do with fertility and birth, it doesn’t seem like there should be, but it never occurred to me before.

A close friend just had a baby, and while I’m really happy for her, my second thought after hearing that it went smoothly and all was well was, “Why are we still doing this?!”