You’ll Land Speeder your eye out, kid!

Rocking horses were always pretty dangerous for toys. If they were on curved runners, rocking them as hard as possible and sometimes tipping over *on purpose* (kids, amirite? or was that just me and my friends being idiots?) and maybe hitting the handles on the way down. Any springs could deliver some bad pinches to…

“Kids these days. When I was your age, we had to herd nerfs every day, in Hoth weather, uphill both ways!”

Yes - if they’re going to have that very unsubtle divide, I really really like seeing her across the middle of it.

With the sonic screwdriver!

I’m sure my cable company will be delighted to get more of my money. I get HBO but not FXX. (Or the DisneyX channel that gets first-run Gravity Falls, or the Science Channel, or wherever Mythbusters is these days.)

Belated, I did a couple for Orphan Black.

Jennifer Grey is married to Clark Gregg, who plays SHIELD Agent Coulson, so I’ll allow it. Plus, it’s funny.

“What does - God...need...with - a hip-hop album?”

Special, big glorious stars for Bubbles and Pam.

That X-Files one is the best of the non-snarky ones (really, how do you top that Alien joke or the Batman low blow?). The composition is perfect.

Sleep deprivation - it’s a helluva drug. I let the ponies get me. But look at that shade face on Twilight Sparkle.

Okay, so I’m late to the party, but inspiration struck.

Maybe the horror furniture comes with all the necessary assembly pieces.

The pants also provide him with a piece of the team uniform, which is a bit important, too.

Kenobi, to the dragon: “These are not the orcs you’re looking for.”

#NotMyLizardMan

And oh crud, I’m still in the greys. Why do these and the Hannibal recaps have to be under the True Crime blog? :/

Worst. Suicide Squad. Ever.

It’s because he’s the goddamn James Frain.