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Garnet is Ser Barristan the Bold with a dash of Strong Belwas.

I'm glad somebody played along! Thank YOU.

Remind me of the bird!

You goo!

The tools to get egg goo!

The bird with the rock tools.

You remind me of the bird.

He was indeed.

#WhereIsWoodhouse

"Spike, what are you doing here? Five words or less."

There are many great Spike snark moments, though one is when he's on the receiving end:

How's that for splintering, ASS.

I said to spouse, "Last week, before the reveal, we should've guessed they were on a ship. Because they were led by ADAMA."

Mark Hamill was absolutely riveting. I've never been so scaroused in my life.

Sure! I *think* I came up with it all myself, but I wouldn't be shocked if there were variations out in fanfic land.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single-eyed man in possession of a covert agency, must be in want of an Initiative.

Is it just me, or does Mallory's apartment in this shot look exactly like Lucille Bluth's in Arrested Development (which would be a fitting homage?)

Need dog-operated drones, then?

Right? I must've read it half a dozen times and I still cry with hysterical laughter every time.

Hammered it, more like.