If it’s time sensitive, you call. If you still don’t hear anything, you move on with the plans without that person.

We have a friend who won’t answer calls or texts if he doesn’t want to disappoint you by saying he just doesn’t want to go somewhere. He’s an ass and that’s why we don’t hang out with him much.

People really have to call when it’s urgent. Drives me crazy.

I have ADHD, and if I get a text when I can’t reply, I forget about it. I also have a terrible habit of typing the text out, and then forgetting to hit send because something else demanded my attention and I thought I sent the message.

Moral of this story is to just always call me if you need to know something right…

Yams are delicious and are good for you.

I believe the Prince is also potty trained. No longer pees on beds.

I hope you’re just making these words up and they aren’t the actual lingo of some subgroup of people.

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I disagree with this artist’s rendering on the grounds that lil Prince George is entirely too cute to play our yamlike president.

The Disney alligator attack smugness was so bizarre. Like yeah, they posted a sign that said don’t swim but there’s a difference between “Don’t swim, you could drown!” and “You will get eaten alive by a fucking alligator.”

I don’t understand why it would have a seat belt. In what senario is there, other than maybe running straight on into a tree, where you better being strapped to it than just being thrown off it. I saw a plastic snow sled a few weeks ago that had a seatbelt and that also seems like a bad idea.

This Meghan Markle/Harry thing is like watching paint dry, so boring, good lord.

This Meghan Markle/Harry thing is like watching paint dry, so boring, good lord.

“were you pregnant when the wall fell? and if not, why?”

“How does it feel to be nominated for when John Kennedy was shot?”

“who were you wearing when beyonce found out ronald reagon had been shot?”

“Where were you when you found out Beyoncé was pregnant with twins?”? That’s a question a person should have an answer for?

I have, on numerous occasions, not seen a text until an hour or two (or three) after it was sent. I’m not the easiest person to pin down and, sometimes, it’s just due to an indifference to checking my phone all the time.

Well please know that some of us genuinely don’t have the ability to check our phones at all times and when we text that, we mean it.

Yeah, I’m mid-20s and “K” on it’s own is basically shorthand for “I don’t want to deal with you right now.” I’m not even a huge fan of “okay” tbh. Acceptable short responses to confirm you’ve read a text: “Gotcha”, “sure thing”, thumbs up emoji.