“The Super Bowl better have a million reasons for spending $10 million on Lady Gaga’s halftime show.”

No, it’s rational, she’s quite detestable. She has a beautiful body now, but you can tell she’s the type of girl that has a huge complex about her looks. She looks great now, she doesn’t have to show us her belfies every week.

Someday soon he’s going to walk by a mirror and crack his skull trying to attack his own reflection...

This man is bound to crack soon, right? He can only focus on perceived slights. His all-consuming need for revenge is bound to backfire soon enough. (Or so I have to tell myself in order to keep calm and carry on.)

It’s called the Cuba vote. They came here legally (even if as refugees), now everyone else better do the same. Also known as, I got mine, so fuck you.

Personally hassling the National Park Service to find more flattering photos of his inauguration crowd size kills me. Like, it would have been a thing on Twitter for an afternoon and then people would have moved on to the rest of the horror show of his administration. I’ve come to the realization that there will never…

I hope someone towed the driver that he was doing it wrong.

This made me snort. The idea of “oh shit, I’m meeting the Obamas and I haven’t bought a gift. Better stop at the bodega on my way. hmmm...they would like Hot Takis, right? Everyone likes those. Ok, done.”

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Except Jolie’s wealth and privilege effectively cancels Pitt’s wealth and privilege. No idea what happened, but it seems that if there was actual abuse, then she’d devote her considerable resources to proving that. Not issuing press releases.

As someone who has practiced family law for several years, I can certify that this is completely wrong. A judge will never look kindly on a party that is using children as leverage, either directly with the spouse or in this case by airing personal grievances publicly. If there is genuine abuse going on, the court can…

A good divorce happens when everyone involved is a normal unhappy person not afraid of their partner.

The airport manager made a statement shortly after this all hit the press and said absolutely nothing as had been reported happened. No peeing, no trying to steal a fuel truck. If it had, he would have called the police.

If that’s the case, the courts (not TMZ and Access Hollywood) will protect the children. Having gone through a divorce, I know it can be ugly. But this is just spiteful and mean and insane. Fuck Angelina.

Child of an ugly divorce here. It doesn’t mean she loves her kids any less, but it absolutely means she’s a bad mother and a lower quality human being.

Exactly. A good divorce is like what Naomi Watts is having. We just heard there was one and then no more.

Waging a public battle might be a tactic chosen by her lawyers. There are a lot of different ways to handle high-profile divorces, and advantages and disadvantages to each. The advantage of being really public is that it can force the other party into settlement just to make it stop. It’s weird to me that the kids’…

Protecting kids is one thing, trying to make it so their father does not get to see them is quite another.

I hear you. We *don’t* know what happened in the angry meltdown between Angelina and Brad. I doubt very much that either of them are saints. I also don’t think either of them were innocents led astray, somehow. It was a pretty impassioned relationship, until all the passion petered out under career pressures, kids,…

I understand your argument because abuse often happens at home with no witnesses and it is hard for women to prove abuse. In this case, there were many witnesses to this alleged abuse...kids, flight attendants, pilots, assistants, nannies, maybe even a few political advisors. Are you saying that every single one of…