I’m a millenial and some underling coach taught us sex ed. He literally told us condoms don’t prevent HIV or pregnancy. I’m really lucky I’m not as dumb as these local rubes who all had babies at 18-19

I’m a millenial and that’s the status quo among my friends and I. I thought it was just common sense to see the receipts and show your own. Maybe when I was younger and more impulsive, but I learned right away you can’t trust anybody to tell you shit.

Wrap it, if it’s a new relationship for a while. Then condomless sex is another “base” or level of intimacy or whatever.

Omigod, you’re getting laid. Good for you. Nobody want to hear you brag about it. We can’t hear you. Damn sexually active kids stole my hearing aid. Now, I’ll never get gonorrhea!

Yeah. Old people and married people can both get gonorrhea. No one is immune. I’m sure you just feel that much dumber when you’re old and…

You’re contributing to the betterment of society in a meaningful way. Never regret doing what is right in your heart!

I am 31 and I still resent all those “cool” bitches who are dressing the way they used to make fun of me dressing. I can feel my face distorting as I type this. She is that person. I’m sure she was super judgey and grossed out by gutterpunk style until she it was in her best interest to look like a cleanish version of…

Same, girl! I was a weird geeky kid and I ate compulsively as a child. I didn’t have a sweet tooth then. I only get one when I’m super anxious now as an adult. I was (am) all about the carbs and sausage and cream cheese and stuff like that. I could eat a pound of crab without even noticing.

My BFF swears they cure everything from athlete’s foot to super-AIDS. If you have any medical ailments it might be worth a shot.

I never had ranch dressing until college... It happens.

Bring some of that over here! I’m 31 and I’ve never even seen a rhubarb. Also didn’t know mulberry was anything but the name of a street in every city! I’m not proud of this though. I will gladly eat your cake!!!

She reminds me of the clueless and tonedeaf theatre geek who gets all the leads because she was the only pretty and skinny white girl, but when you talk to her she’s completely vapid and tries way to hard to be the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Or small samplings of everything in your house because you’re so empty you can’t possibly choose one thing to fill the void.

It’s called orthorexia (like orthodox) when your diet is so restrictive because of “health” or other made up excuses (scare quotes because I’m not talking about people with real health problems, obviously) or EDNOS eating disorder not otherwise specified.

That was the worst thing I’ve read all day. Is she fucking serious putting up with that shit? What in the fucking hell?

It’s called “orthorexia” when you use a super-restrictive diet as a front/substitute for anorexia.

I never saw this. She’s struggling to take her fork to it? Why is she forcing herself to eat it?

She didn’t keep it down. Does it still count? Are we going by competition rules?

And I’m sorry. I love to hate on Blair because she is everything I wish I could be.

That claim is just as ludicrous as anything on this thread. I like how you stayed on theme.

The difference between vegetarianism and veganism isn’t nonsense. You derailing the point by conflating the two is.

“white vegan” is a redundancy.