It doesn’t burn once you get used to it. I can open my eyes in the ocean without effort now. Not in the shower though. I don’t like the feel of water beating my eyes. I hate having to flush my eyes.

ETA: I know this probably isn’t great for my eyeballs, they still get irritated and super red. But I don’t live anywhere…

Yup. My grandpa gets botox because he has a chronic eye twitch otherwise. He’s a ninety year old man. He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “vanity”.

You really hate make up, eh? I really enjoy wearing makeup. I rarely go anywhere nice or social where I can wear make-up, so when such an occasion arises I go all out. And I get weird with it too. If your make up isn’t fitting into societal standards, can you still call it internalized misogyny? Not to mention, I’m…

Meh. It was fine. It’ll be fine, but it’s hard to not slightly eyeroll at the blatant virtue signaling.

My name means azure in Turkish. Blue. I take personal offense that you think blue is not a name.

Nah. People should be allies because of their own moral code, not to get token minority friends. If you truly care about a cause, you don’t let anyone dissuade you. Nobody wants uncommitted, half-hearted allies. Those people can stay home stroking their white fragility.

That’s a stupid political ideology. If you’re voting out of spite you’re a terrible human being to begin with and happily on the path to “too far gone”.

I don’t see an admission of guilt. The line about beyonce egging on Solange, even though she was wrong, that just seems to me to suggest Bey is a manipulative jerk. Which I assumed anyway. Call it confirmation bias if you will.

Destorying the animal welfare act and destroying existing records of abuse was one of the first things our dear leader did when he took office.

I like you and same. I paid good money to have YOU entertain me. Don’t ruin this by making me do stuff.

The movie didn’t make people faint or vomit as far as I know. Nobody goes to see a play expecting to get sick. Also, plays don’t usually portray graphic scenes explicitly, they’re usually evinced by dialogue or implied by tamer stage business. Reading the book doesn’t prepare you for the staging, no matter how heavy…

I don’t think anyone is saying she turned, but I know very few lesbians who have NEVER had sex with a man. Also, sexuality is fluid, she could have turned herself. Also, lesbians having consensual sex with men isn’t that uncommon.

100% on that. Why waste yours and their time. Get it out of the way so you can move on to the next.

That is the most hilarious thing I’ll read today!! I was actually planning to do the same to my bf but with smashmouth... You’re saying no?

Even discussing things with someone for 8 years can’t save you. My cousin married a Bernie Bro, and a year later was impregnated by a Cheeto-loving bootlicker. The twist? It was the same man. How do you go from supporting Bernie Sanders to backing Donald Trump. Makes me think you’re not very principled to begin with.

I…

It’s called hyperbole. Learn what it means and remember it exists.

Jesus Christ, you’re unhinged. Nobody is going to feed you shit. Of course if they did that would be firable, and probaly criminal. You’re a fucking idiot.

- signed, an ex server and current bartender with over 12 years experience.

My like for her was barely hanging on. I let go after reading what obviously has to be some cry for help.

To be fair, gabardine linens aren’t absorbent and suck for napkins.

I have a dog allergy/sensitivity. I fucking love dogs! I had a shih-tzu for 14 years. I’m super sniffly and itchy for about a week, but I do eventually develop a tolerance/get used to it (?). Totally worth it. My dog has passed so now on the rare occasion I am around one I get hivey. Exponentially so if it’s a…