She looks like a high school locker door with a bunch of random stickers.

I abhor shoelaces. I wear them, but I’m never happy about it. Velcro shoes 4lyfe.

Yes!! I also like actual fish eggs so....

My favorite thing to wear when I’m at home is just a sports top and booty shorts. I don’t care if my neighbors see me putting around the garden. But going out in public, I feel naked if I even try to wear a tube top. There’s a time and a place for outfits like these. It’s midday pulling weeds in your backyard.

Train floor seeps through paper. I’d probably eat it. But I wouldn’t feel awesome about myself.

She sold us Robin Thicke... Unforgivable!

Gurl, are you me?

Not to mention all of these items are for sale elsewhere for reasonable prices.

OMG these people make me want to slap a nopal on their frente.

Haitians are black.

I think because of where the countries are located...

When I started working in a kitchen, the hardest thing for me to unlearn was to not instinctively grab for something I dropped. This is still really hard for me. I guess the day I slice my hand is the day the lesson will sink in.

Oh, I know! My dad had a hunting rifle under their bed, but I never messed with it. The handful of times I “played” with guns was at friends’ houses, while unattended.

I plan on having children soon. I have never shot a gun and have handled one only a handful of times. This is the truth for many people, I suspect. Not everyone knows gun safety, because they never expect to need to learn it. How am I supposed to teach my kids about guns, if I don’t expect to ever need this knowledge…

100% on board.

Nah, this totally dilutes it. Bart Simpson’s clever, I’ll give him that.

I love it! It even came with a happily ever after. Rubbing freshly shaved legs together is so satisfying!

LOL. Yeah. I have low-key self-harm issues, but that’s irrelevant. I dig the pain.

I agree. It’s also super lazy. Why not write about why black lives matter or why the BLM movement is important. A hashtag means nothing and it means even less if you just repeat it 100 times with no context.

I don’t shave. Ever now. I have in the past cause I thought I was supposed to or to please boyfriends on occasion, but I’m over it. I hate the way it looks and feels and fuck the itchiness. I do extensively “groom”, however. I don’t care to go into detail about that. And it sounds creepy.

I also never shave my armpits.…