A Latino theme party sounds very casually racist. I would be less offended by “South of the Border” or pick a specific locale. Latino... sounds like you’re using people as props.

-a latina

It's against the law to crop out Texas.

the pizza is white because the red sauce is substituted for white sauce.

I put chorizo and beans on a white spinach pizza. What do you call that?

frozen shoepeg white corn, can of diced green chilies, cream cheese, and lots of butter.

Same. I've perfected a corn casserole that I bring everywhere I'm invited. I fear work events because of my potluck insecurity.

Yes!! It's still my favourite department store ever!!!

Think about all the weirdos you'd have to interact with if everyone had less than two children.

Not all conservatives are republican. Some of us aren't crazy.