As the article mentions, check-in with the library before trying to donate. They might not actually want your used stuff.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

The last 15 seconds of “Fire On High” by Electric Light Orchestra (or on a bad night, the first 15 seconds)

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

Or the Abominable Snowman

Agreed 100% - if Beaky was on the list, he’d be somehwere in the 8-14 range, easy.

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

Replace the mint with tapatio in the winter to feel warmer

this made me laugh out loud in the middle of a boring meeting. +1

Alex Linuson

Peppermint Geddy

“Sorry tall people, ya gotta stand back”

Rebranding to “A Thoroughly Polite Dust-Up” would do wonders, as well as replacing steel chairs with fish.

This is actually the premise of the YA series about kid detective Cam Jansen, “Nicknamed Cam for her photographic memory, the protagonist closes her eyes and says “click” at various points in a story, mimicking the noise of a camera while memorizing a scene in front of her.”

Frosted Mini Wheats are by far the most underrated cereal. The key is to let them absorb the milk.

I’m going to be buried with this

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

I sure hope it makes you wave your phone like a wand and yell dumb faux latin things.

That’s what I was thinking. Remember these lyrics from another hit: