No love for Beaky Buzzard?

I SMELL A PROMOTION!

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

The lemon is in play.

Great, now I wonder how long until TSA will make us all prove our wallets can’t be used as flamethrowers.

I guess they won’t all be exchanging trader codes, then.

Somewhere, Adam Dunn is feeling a bit better about himself.

Capsule?

Here’s a super slo-motion replay for you:

And a brief moment of silence for original drummer John Marcie.

Neil PigPeart

The people we bought our house from took the wireless keypad that opens the garage when they moved out for some reason.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

Isn’t this why God gave us Tupperware?

To really make the experience immersive, the hotel staff should do that muted brass instrument thing when they speak.

Tim Anderson drew a walk? Why isn’t that the headline?

I was going to go with an entirely different Python bit.

Aw, man, they don’t have the noise of the TARDIS.