Great, now I wonder how long until TSA will make us all prove our wallets can’t be used as flamethrowers.

I guess they won’t all be exchanging trader codes, then.

Remember how Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas was a heartwarming tale of an isolated grump who learns to be kind after spending a few moments talking with a sweet little girl?

The pink elephants are far less problematic than these guys:

Somewhere, Adam Dunn is feeling a bit better about himself.

Capsule?

Here’s a super slo-motion replay for you:

Professor Chronotis appears in “Shada” and “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency,” and in the latter is basically a Time Lord in all but copyrighted-by-the-BBC name. He’s essentially the same character, so IMO Dirk Gently exists entirely within the Doctor Who universe.

And a brief moment of silence for original drummer John Marcie.

Neil PigPeart

The people we bought our house from took the wireless keypad that opens the garage when they moved out for some reason.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

Isn’t this why God gave us Tupperware?

To really make the experience immersive, the hotel staff should do that muted brass instrument thing when they speak.

Tim Anderson drew a walk? Why isn’t that the headline?

I was going to go with an entirely different Python bit.

I’m waiting for the companion site that will let you rewind your MP3s with a pen.

Aw, man, they don’t have the noise of the TARDIS.