You have looted my joke.

I would have gone with “hot buttered take,” myself.

They called the new plan a “shaky and unsustainable program,” and showed concern that if MoviePass fails, consumers will be left with the impression movie tickets are overpriced.

I think that’s supposed to be bacon. Whatever it is, that race isn’t in Chicago. The White Sox do an Italian Beef race. Sometimes virtually on the scoreboard, sometimes with live, in-person sandwiches.

We’ve occasionally packed clothes that we were planning on donating or otherwise getting rid of and then just throwing them away at the hotel. Sure, that only works one way, but it does provide more room for souvenirs and such bought while on the trip.

Waaaaay back in the late ‘90s, my wife and I used to get Annual Passports for, like, $99 per person (and an extra $35 for parking), and while they had a lot of blackout dates, they were basically the dates when it would have been a nightmare to go. It was great.

Of course, this largely pre-dated Fastpasses, which are…

The biggest winner in the deal is Quintana, who will presumably pitch fewer games in which he goes seven innings

Yep. You’re paying for it anyways, why not take advantage!

Speaking of using libraries as meeting spaces, don’t forget: you can use them to work, too!

2KM, 5KM or 10KM eggs?

Oh God, THE CHAINS! So many bad memories (although that was when I was renting).

Magnify that x1000 if you’re buying a condo because then you get to share walls and common areas with them!

You’ve gotta be bleepin’ me.

And don’t forget what happened to Lidge the next time he pitched. Pujols may have have broken him, but Podsednik stomped on the pieces.

I use my electric kettle pretty much every time I need to boil water. I don’t actually cook in it because mine would be a pain in the butt to clean.

There are ways besides the Juice Loosener?

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Search For Captain Jack

All 3? Aren’t there, like, 20?

All 3? Aren’t there, like, 20?