Truth be told, pretty much any pitch is too much for the White Sox.

The guard scorpion is a nice touch.

Man, next you’ll call into question whether or not Kix cereal is really kid tested and mother approved!

Vote: TuneIn Radio

The White Sox were set to open up a series in Yankee Stadium on 9/11, as well. COINCIDENCE? I THINK SO!

Oh, the hammock district!

Oh, the hammock district!

I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

So you blur out his email address, but his street address?

It always amazed me how many Chicagoans didn't realize that Caray started his "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" bit at Bill Veeck's urging during his decade calling games for the White Sox before moving north.

I actually prefer setting it to "none." A silent ringtone, no matter how brief, can interrupt media playback. Setting the ringtone to "none" doesn't.

OOTP Baseball for Android is out today, and it's free. It's basically a straight port of iOOTP for iOS.

OOTP Baseball for Android is out today, and it's free. It's basically a straight port of iOOTP for iOS.

It'll only work if they cast Steve Martin as Link.

The HGST Touro is one of the only 7200 RPM external hard drives out there, and the 1TB model is only $55 today, which is as cheap as we've ever seen it.

Just replace the skyline picture with this:

Chicago dogs and our delicious pizza casserole. And steaks.

This makes me think of the days when I had no money and would wander around Whole Foods on the weekends eating all the samples for lunch. Good ti...oh, no, they were actually pretty crappy times.

As a fellow White Sox fan, I wish he had made this decision 4 years ago.

He's probably still higher on the depth chart than Johnny Manziel.