THANK YOU.

Our 80's Duran Duran kicks the shit out of these children's One Direction or whatever they are. Listened to "The Chauffer" just yesterday. So take that you millenial snot noses. And get off my lawn. (Nick and Julie Ann's pink wedding on that cover!)

OH MY GOD the nostalgia! I actually remember that issue from the 80s with the wallet sized Duran Duran photos because I kept the one of John Taylor in there next to a picture of David Sylvian that I'd cut out of Smash Hits. (I am old.)

A classic Bop centerfold.

That's fine. I stopped following the story because it was just too much for me emotionally, so I don't know all the details on what she said and did. She should have backed down when she found out the study was falsified.

I haven't read through all of this yet, but I will, because then I will never have to feel like I missed anything by not seeing The Notebook. I haven't seen the movie because I tried to read the book and it was so poorly written that I only made it through about two (short) chapters before I gave up and got rid of it.…

Yes, people make mistakes. Parents also multi-task as a matter of course. I cannot remember a time when my Mom was ever doing just one thing. You must have been raised with lots of childcare assistance to free up your parents. You were fortunate. My parents would drive me to school, while feeding me breakfast…

I agree completely that children do not have the mental capacities of adults, AND also, I teach 4th grade and every kid in my class could tell you that stabbing your friend to death at a slumber party is so wrong. Honestly, I trust the court system in this one. If they see fit to try them as adults, I'm guessing…

I thought she was gonna go with lace (something different than her last two), but I'm surprised but how demure and...simple (for her) the look is. The veil is to die.

Is this even a contest? Would anyone seriously argue there is a better theme song than the Jeffersons?

This is the finest most comprehensive list I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Bless this.

I'm so confused right now. Casey Kasem is alive? An "Indian reservation in Washington" is out of the country? Jaden Smith has a glass dick and wife? What is going on?

I keep reading that LaBeouf quote and trying to figure out what the hell he's saying, but the more I read it the more it feels like gibberish. What is going on? Is this real life? Why is this happening?

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Funding for that was cut.

Not that she has to look good, but Kim Novak looks pretty damn good for an 81 year-old woman. Certainly better (and younger) than 67 year-old Donald Trump.

Double post! Making the best of it!

You rang?

OMG YES

OK, seriously? That octopus is fucking amazing.