The white crap you see in the oil is probably microemulsions of air (and saliva) created by the cavitation as you violently swish the oil back and forth.

Mama Beusman is a saint.

I'm kinda ashamed that my first thought upon seeing this was "I need it."

I lost it when he started singing "I wanna be the man who grows old with you" from The Wedding Singer. I totally teared. They are so sweet.

I just saw an article (I think in the Christian Science Monitor) about how law enforcement is looking more and more at going after johns and pimps, as opposed to sex workers. This is an idea that has re-circulated from way back when. I remember in the 80s, where I lived in Southern Florida, there was a big push to go…

Patrick Stewart wasn't used nearly enough in Dune.

Does anyone even miss Leno? I imagine NOPE.

I don't like your wording, but I am so jaded by my work with human trafficking that when this story was initially reported my "give a shit" meter was like... "I... Care..."

Coffee is gross, how can people even drink that?

Gesundheit.

I love this movie so hard.

"Steve, don't come yet." -Xavier McDaniel

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

I do like Anne Hathaway, there's always a place in my sick day movie rotation for Ella Enchanted, but she has NOTHING on Tilda.

You know you have a problem when you refresh Jezebel a million times around 3 o'clock checking for midweek madness.

You know who has the best workout clothes? TJ Maxx. You know who has the best outdoor/workout clothes, customer service and dividends at the end fo the year? REI.

Where we're from the birds sing a pretty song.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one sitting here thinking it isn't funny.

What is important to remember is that it is super funny.... .until.....you.are.the.one.who.needs.help. Should I go out in public and chance leaking stool thanks to the unpredictability of digestion? Or stay close to the bathroom at all times. Seriously- it can happen, and thanks to folks surviving colon cancer,…

Ok here I am to provide some of my trademark truth telling about what childbirth has wrought to my body. Thanks to hemorrhoids (thanks 10.5 lbs babies!) I sometimes have difficulty getting everything all cleaned after a BM. I even use those wipes that are apparently destroying humanity. Basically tissues get puffy…