Sadly, this year they’re apparently going to skip the whole “see how big the President’s hands look while holding on to Washington’s monument” tradition our first Commander-in-Chief wrote into the Constitution.

Perhaps. But if Jill Stein and President-Elect Trump both state that there are suspicious discrepancies in the voting results, shouldn’t there be some sort of objective inquiry?

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

I am already exhausted by this and Herr Drumpf hasn’t even been sworn in yet. You think they’re trying to find one of those pocket bibles for his tiny hand to rest on?

I assume the lawyers are pro-lifers and they were delighted to file this argument in support of their broader goal to have embryos recognized as persons under the 14th amendment, entitled to equal protection of the law. This isn’t just one guy being an abusive dick to his famous ex. This case is perfectly consistent…

Roughly equal proportion of sperm to overall volume, I’m guessing.

A RAVE? What year is this and is he 17?

Actually, considering what my sofa has been through, it’s probably more alive than those embryos.

we have a coworker who is a wonderful, wonderful woman. she’s beautiful, kind, caring, thoughtful, and sweet as all get out.

Sad? How in any way does this situation, even if you believed the faux news, calls for a random vigilante citizen to start shooting a gun inside a closed place? Shouldn’t he have called the #bluelivesmatter police force to handle it? Or is it because DC’s police force is majority black? Real life is very different…

I absolutely detest that Alex Jones gained enough traction that I now know who he is. Anything he doesn’t want to believe is “fake”. NYMag had a heartbreaking piece today about a former Alex Jones listener whose son was killed in Newtown. And as a grieving parent has been trying to convince Jones and other hoax-ers…

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

Apparently Alex Jones is now saying that this was some sort of fake event staged by Hillary’s people.

There’s not much Bob Dole won’t do.

Greed makes him feel young.

The man is 93. Does he really need to be spending his last hours on earth “securing meetings between Trump campaign staffers and Taiwanese representatives, inviting a Taiwanese delegation to the Republican National Convention and taking Taiwanese representatives on a White House tour,” all for some chunk of…

This is the real danger of a Trump presidency. He’s going to be largely unable to identify self-interested advice because he’s never dealt with advisors with this kind of highly specialized self-interest. No one was advising Trump enterprises to invest in Tampa over Ft. Lauderdale because it would upend the balance of…

Ironic that they want to force feed you this information when you’re considering an abortion, but want all sex ed to consist of “keep your legs shut, you don’t need to know anything else.”

Dear Texas,